Fargon reminded me of a lyric I hilariously misheard for several years as a child.
Remember The Jeffersons? The intro/theme song has a lyric that says "As long as we live, It's you and me, baby, There ain't nothin' wrong with that..."
Well...
I heard it as "Long sweet lips, Chewin' me, baby, There ain't nothin' wrong with that".