[henry quirk]

"trashing the military for his stupid wall"

How much did my employee divert? How badly did soldiers get stung?

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"making toddler gulags an actual thing"

When exactly did cagin' illegal aliens start?

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"installing lobbyists as the heads of their opposing agencies"

Surely, my employee is not the first to scratch backs?

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"ripping up our alliances"

Takin' care of nations that can fend for themselves isn't 'alliance', it's 'babysitting'.

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"trashing the cattle industry by backing out of the TPP"

Don't know nuthin' about the cattle industry. Me, I favor individual contract and treaty (individual to individual) not blanket affairs.

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"using the government as his personal cash cow"

My employee is raidin' the coffers? I want his orange head on a stick! Help a brother out and lay some specifics on me.