[Lady Sidhe]

+----------------- Bizarre Bra Designs -------------------+

The Loving Cup bra of 1979 featured a tiny electronic
circuit which signaled when it was safe for sex. Its lights
flashed red or green indicating whether sex could result in
pregnancy.

In 1992, a Somerset man created a water-filled double-D cup
bra. He said that the wearer should add wallpaper paste for
an even firmer frontage.

A new bra on the market was made of hologrammatic fibers,
the surface of which creates a 3D impression to make the
breasts appear a better shape.

Designer Andre Van Pier created a bra that was adorned with
3,250 diamonds.

Madonna's famous 'Bullet Bra,' worn during her Blonde
Ambition tour of 1990, was based on an antique breastplate
worn by Italian soldiers.

There are also plans to introduce a mirrored bra and one
filled with insect repellent to keep pesky mosquitoes at
bay.

From Paris in the 1980s came the Joli'bust, a self-adhesive
bra consisting of nothing more than two shaped pieces of
sticky plastic fixed beneath the breasts to show off the
curves.


LONDON - Here's one for the record books - a British man has
become the first person to be banned from EVERY hospital in
England and Wales. Norman Hutchins, 53, has harassed and
abused medical staff over 40 times since January in a quest
for surgical masks and gowns. He tried to add to his stash
of medical items by faking illness, or claiming to need
them for a dress run or an amateur play. "(He has) caused
harassment, alarm and distress to NHS staff when attempting
to obtain gowns and surgical masks in person or on the
phone," an NHS spokesman said in a statement. Over 30
medical organizations banned him with civil injunctions, but
he kept moving to new areas. Hutchins' lawyer Harry Bayman
said his client "was not a well man," but accepted the
court's decision to ban him from all private and state-run
National Health Service hospitals and doctors' and dentists'
offices.


A doctor whose license was suspended 22 years ago for performing
shoddy sex-change operations was convicted of second-degree
murder in the death of a man who had a healthy leg amputated
to satisfy a sexual fetish. John Ronald Brown, 77, could face
life imprisonment after he amputated the leg of Philip Bondy.
Bondy died of gangrene poisoning in a suburban San Diego hotel
two days later. Bondy contacted Brown as a last resort to
fulfill a lifelong desire to amputate a leg because of a fetish
known as apotemnophilia, getting sexual gratification from the
removal of a limb. Prosecutor Stacy Running said Brown "just
chopped off" Bondy's leg below the knee and then dumped him at
a hotel while he buried the leg in the desert. Bondy called
Brown the next day, complaining that he was bleeding and oozing
from the stump, Running said. Brown returned to the hotel,
rewrapped the leg and suggested Bondy take more pain killers.

(I'm sorry, but this is just funny. Yeah, the Doctor should be punished, but Mother Nature says, "now we know, don't we, that getting sexual thrills by cutting off body parts is NOT a good survival trait")



------- Stampeding Pigs Kill Animal Rights Workers ---------

MUNICH, Germany - The city has been abuzz about a neighboring
town's pig incident. It seems that two animal rights
protesters broke into a slaughterhouse to free thousands of
pigs before they met their fate. Armed with bolt cutters,
they managed to clear the way for the soon to be liberated
pigs. As the doors opened, a stampede of pork rushed through
the opening, trampling the crusading protesters and crushing
them to their doom.


(These are the kinds of stupid people who make animal-rights activists look bad. Fortunately, Mother Nature doesn't have a problem bitch-slapping them when they're just too stupid for their own good)



MOBILE, Alabama - Road rage has taken a new turn recently
when a driving instructor at a local high school became
enraged when a student of his was cut off by a licensed
driver. In Hollywood fashion, he yelled, "Follow that car"
and ordered his student to run the offending driver off the
road. Once accomplishing this task, the instructor ran out
of the Driver's Education car and attacked the stunned
motorist. At press time the instructor is still teaching
driver safety after being released on bail.


(This guy must have originally been from New Orleans...)