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I'm currently using a carrot stick as a spoon to eat raspberry jelly out of a bowl for dinner.
Okay, what actually happened is I'm at a fancy hotel for a big autism conference, and they've locked out all the grocery delivery services from the area because they're greedy fancy-hotel dickfaces, and they don't have much on the room service menu that I can eat. I ordered the hummus platter and the charcuterie board, except the hummus is gross, and the crostini is out as a dipping tool (and even if it weren't, they only gave me four, how is someone supposed to put that much pate and jelly on four damn crackers?) So I am using the carrots from the hummus platter to eat the jelly from the charcuterie board. Perhaps I will use the celery for the pate. But they gave me a monster amount of cheese, so I'm not complaining overall.
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