[Elspode]

I wonder if having to deal with rude Brits is more, or less, stressful than, say, living under a piece of corrugated tin with a stream of shit running through it, washing your clothes in the Ganges, and looking hungrily at sacred cattle roaming in your living room?

This is the US secret plan for world domination. Give 'em a taste of IPods, DVD's, cars, McDonalds and such, then, when they start getting weak enough to be stressed by phone calls, conquer 'em.