Thread: What's upsetting you today?
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:26 PM   #5786
Flint
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Lotion them all up and point a fan at them.
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My legs?
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Legs/feet.
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that helps?
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No, I just wanted to see if I could get you to do that.
Yes, it really helps. Do you have a webcam? Now, dip your feet into a vat of jello, and slowly, slowly, shave your legs with an old electric razor from the 1950s. Take a drag off a cigarette and blow smoke rings at a Mexican housekeeper's butthole.
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