I off work today with a cold. Meh. I was sitting at my desk, glanced out the window. There is an oval/sports field across the road. The sprinklers were on - in winter, huh? Then I saw two guys in hi-vis work jackets wandering about, obviously checking the sprinkler functions. I was watching at just the right moment to see another sprinkler power up and squirt a jet of water right into the head of one of the workmen.
I shouldn't laugh at others' misfortunes, but c'mon, conscience, that was funny.