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Old 05-03-2011, 01:30 PM   #1
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Locator Ovaries

Hockey moms were discussing lost items of kit and how they're always right there in the bag in front of the stinky child's nose, but it somehow magically takes mom to actually be able to see them...and a dad chimes in and says "oh it's your locator ovaries in action again". Apparently a term borrowed from some comedian whose name I promptly forgot. Anyone familiar with this routine who can tell me who that is?

So, I helped Thor (9) find his soccer shinguards yesterday -right there in plain sight where I said they would be and he said "you're so good at finding things" so I blurt out "yes, it's my locator ovaries". He's quiet for a couple of seconds and then says, "yes I can see how that would work. Because women are really good at finding things."

This probably should be in parenting, but then we all know parents have no sense of humor so who would answer the comedian question?
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