[xoxoxoBruce]

Filtering out all the evidence, here's what we know about chocolate...

Improves mental stability.
Reduce risk of insanity.
Lowers cholesterol
Improving blood pressure.
Reduce memory decline in elders.
Reduce/prevent Alzheimer’s.
Slow cognitive decline.
Improve cognitive function.
Lower risk of heart disease by 1/3rd.
22% less likely to have a stroke.
2 oz/week, 46% less likely fatal stroke.
1oz/day benefits fetal development.
Boosts oxygen availability in fitness training.
Cyclists used less oxygen at a moderate pace
Cyclists rode further in 2 min flat-out run.

You owe it to your mother, God (may be one and the same), and country to eat chocolate.