Thread: The Sex Thread
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:20 AM   #1185
Gravdigr
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Looks like she intends to make your mountain climb more of an expedition...
I'm actually kinda cool with that. Till I explode.

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This is actually against the rules and regulations.
I think they may play by different rules.

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But the law is, if you touch it, you have to finish it.
No, no. It's supposed to be "If I get to touch it, I get to finish it."

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What she doesn't realize, digr, is that five seconds after the door shut, you were in your bedroom beating your dick like it owed you money.
Actually, in the condition I was in, it would've been more of a 'hands-free' situation. And, instead of a beating, a mild threat would've worked nicely.

And I wouldn't loan money to my dick.

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And twenty seconds after that, the entire encounter was over and you were thinking, not about her, but about whether there's any milk left in the fridge.
I've not stopped thinking about her since the first inkling this might happen.

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She thinks she's created a situation where he wants her more because she left him hanging, because that's how it works for her.
Oh, it's workin' on me, brother, it's workin'!

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* He would want her more if it was on her stomach, but this time it was on a dirty sock next to the bed.
I would hate to know what it feels like to want her more.
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