I'm eating a can of Vienna sausages in a bourbon bbq (flavored) sauce, when I skewered one w/the teethpick, pulled it outta the can...and
it was round, and wrinkly on the other end.
Felt like what I imagine eating a little puppy peter dipped in bbq sauce and skewered on a teethpick would feel like.
I think I just ruined Vienna sausages for myself. That, or puppy peters, one or the other.