[Sundae]

What Day Is It?

I like Fridays because I finish at lunchtime and
I don't work on Bakery and
I like Saturdays because I have the day off and
Can listen to Danny Baker in bed from 09.00
Which (isn't as good as watching SM:TV Live but)
Is better than listening to Wake Up To Money at 05.30.

I like Sundays because I get to whirl like a dervish
Setting up Deli in a third of the time it should really take
And working with a colleague after that
And interacting with customers.
Then I come home and cook and that makes them love me.

I like Mondays because it's only one more shift until my day off
And no bugger ever comes in
And I can properly clean the cheese counter and date check everything and play games as to how many human errors I find which we would be fined for if we were spot-checked.
And I always win
Because I'm the only one playing.

Tuesday is a bit of a sad
Day off with nothing happening.

But on Wednesday I know I can finish work and come home and watch The Valleys!
Which is rude
And banal
And mindless.
But it's set in Cardiff.

Then Thursday.
Bakery.
Challenge.
Not in a good way.
But I didn't want to cry this week so maybe things are getting better after all.
And when I leave...
When I leave
O
M
G
A whole other week before I go back on Bakery again.

Cherry
Age 41 3/4