02-07-2013, 12:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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If dogs can do it, you can watch it. Cats aren't like that. Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, you just can't catch 'em at it.
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While all the other guys were off practicing football, I was at home, practicing the guitar. And it paid off, too.
I can kick this guitar sixty yards.
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~Jim Stafford
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