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Old 01-23-2004, 10:52 AM   #78
Lady Sidhe
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Hammond, La.
Posts: 978
Men Versus Women


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>He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've
>got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
>pants don't you?
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>He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
>ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
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>He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
>grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways
>and look in the mirror!
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>On a wall in a ladies room . .. . "My husband follows
>me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
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>Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
>world does it take to do the dishes?
>A. Both of them.
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>Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
>future?
>A. He buys two cases of beer.
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>Q. What is the difference between men and government
>bonds?
>A. The bonds mature.
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>Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> A. So men can remember them.
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>Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
>toilet paper?
>A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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>Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
>caring and good-looking?
>A. They already have boyfriends.
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>Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
>husband is every night?
>A. A widow.
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>Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
>A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
>and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
>bed and go to the fridge.
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>Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
>have in common?
>A. They're married.
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>Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
>beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
>But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
>dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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