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Old 06-26-2013, 11:28 AM   #30
Token White Guy
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 24,688
When I woke up this morning, there was a bird in my kitchen. No fucking idea how it got in there. No idea how long it had been there. Scared the ever living hell out of me though. It took me about 5 to 10 minutes of opening windows and doors before the fucker realized that it could get out. It knocked most of the shit off the window sills in my kitchen, pooped on my thing of chopsticks, but other than that did no real damage. I would just really like to know how it got in so that I could prevent it happening again.
oh, no. wait. the opposite of that.
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