Not a big fan of the pina colada song, and here is why: It ends with "hey I was gonna cheat on you. I had no idea it was you I was going to cheat with but we were fixin' to cheat on each other because we were bored...heeheee isn't it funny we were gonna boink other people and it turned out to be the same old boring person?"
When the going gets tough, the tough and bored eff the first person who likes coconut drinks and rain, or says they do in a personal ad?
