Having spent ninety Great British minutes on a phone call to a financial institution this afternoon, and in need of a short respite from such things, I thought I'd have a look around a news website or two.
One story which caught my eye was an incident where West Midlands Fire Service had to release an 'internet prankster' who had cemented his head in a microwave oven. Yes, we've all done it, haven't we?
WMFS were understandably not amused by this demand on their time...
West Midlands Fire Twitter
Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton
On YouTube the video requires you to sign in but it's available here at
Huffington Press
FWIW the 'cement' involved wasn't of the bricklaying type, it was Polyfilla, a plaster based material used to close up cracks in internal walls and ceilings.
The well of human stupidity will never run dry.