[Griff]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? () Not a clue.
2. What's your favorite houseplant? *removed by DEA*
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? General Tso
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? Idiot's Guide to Literacy
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? Alaska
6. What does your doormat look like? woven brown fiber
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? Watching the most consecutive baseball games.
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? Scrabble
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? No.
10. How often do you wear a hat? Usually.
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Snickers
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Pretty wet for a fart.
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? My pleasures tend to be inexpensive. I love baseball but haven't reconciled the new stadium fees in NY
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Puta
15. How many roads must a man walk down? 7
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? 10?
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? Vader