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Old 05-17-2017, 11:46 AM   #6
xoxoxoBruce
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Originally Posted by Snakeadelic View Post
I'd have to learn so much woodcraft...mine would have to have scales on the outside.
But yeah, bury me in inexpensive wood carved into snake scales and painted probably in corn snake pattern since all my most awesome pets have been corn snakes. If you want me to use power tools or anything bladed, tho, we're gonna have to talk about my clumsiness and the available medical coverage...
They have some retired pros who make sure the basic box is strong enough, leak proof, and legal. Then they'll help with any of the difficult or complicated decoration. Most people can do painting, interior fabric, and adding tchotchkes.

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Originally Posted by glatt View Post
I guess the club has adequate long term storage facilities for the coffins its members make?

I've heard of making your own coffin and using it as a coffee table until it's needed.
No, they take them home. Most store them in the garage/attic/basement, but some do use them a a blanket chest, bookcase or coffee table.
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