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mrnoodle · 10-11-2006, 10:21 AM

$602

Wow you guys are bad!

Can we add:

- Pretended to be sick in order to miss the funeral of a relative
- to stay home and get stoned
- and play video games
- and watch porn

- When asked by a good friend to watch out for his 18-y.o. daughter because she's in trouble with the law and they just don't know what to do with her, and she likes you and you can be a good influence, you
- sneak off in the car with her to get stoned
- and drunk
- and drive around the cemetery at night
- and run into a fence
- and I still didn't get any. -$20 for not sleeping with her
- but I had sex in her room with someone else.
- +$20 because it was on a Mickey Mouse bedspread
- +$20 because the woman was married
- also under their Christmas tree.

10-11-2006, 10:21 AM	#42
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	$602 Wow you guys are bad! Can we add: - Pretended to be sick in order to miss the funeral of a relative - to stay home and get stoned - and play video games - and watch porn - When asked by a good friend to watch out for his 18-y.o. daughter because she's in trouble with the law and they just don't know what to do with her, and she likes you and you can be a good influence, you - sneak off in the car with her to get stoned - and drunk - and drive around the cemetery at night - and run into a fence - and I still didn't get any. -$20 for not sleeping with her - but I had sex in her room with someone else. - +$20 because it was on a Mickey Mouse bedspread - +$20 because the woman was married - also under their Christmas tree. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh