Tux sent me this, and I was immediately skeptical because there have been so many fakes of massive cats. But hmmm, this one looks pretty good. Asked Tux where it came from, and it turns out it's already been Snopes-filtered!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp
But Snopes gets all snopey on us: "...the cat's being stretched out full-length in the woman's arms leaves it looking much longer than it would seem if it were posed in a normal stance, and its luxurious, fluffed-out coat of hair creates an added impression of extra thickness..."
Aw, Snopes, don't ruin the fun of what is, apparently, an actual photo and at the very least a big-ass cat.
As for the obvious sexual innuendo, I can only think of a funny story that an old friend used to tell, which ended thusly:
Old man: "Good food, good beer... now, I wish I had a little pussy."
Old lady: "Me too, mine's the size of a bucket."
Happy Friday.