I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests over. That would be so mean! I wouldn't do it, I really have nothing to hide (I mean, who keeps their stash in their medicine cabinet?
I wouldn't open a medicine cabinet because of the possibility of it.
So I guess I'm saying what keeps me "good" is not that I am inherently good but rather the horrible embarrassment of getting caught in not goodness!
Oh, and I drink too much, eat too much, love too much....too much!
My coworkers told me yesterday that the next time I think I'm going to have a "boyfriend" he will have to go before a committee. They wrote me a job description and everything.