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Old 06-21-2006, 08:17 AM   #41
Undertoad
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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A string walks into a bar. The bartender says Hey! You're a string aren't you? The string says yes I suppose so. The bartender says Well we don't serve strings here, you have to leave. The string walks out dejectedly. When it gets out the door it works itself into a frenzy, rolling itself up and around. Finally it walks back into the bar. The bartender says Hey! Aren't you that same string that walked in here a few minutes ago? The string replies,

No I'm a frayed knot!
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