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Originally Posted by Undertoad
Staff: Oh, that item is not silver, that's white gold.
Gal: Oh OK
Staff: I just didn't want you to be confused.
Guy: She's always confused.
Staff: (laughs)
Gal: OK thank you very much! (they start to leave)
Gal: Some day you're going to stop picking on me.
Guy: And some day, you're going to be one inch high.
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kid at my buddy's gold buying store: I got this ring.... I know silver isn't worth much, but what'll you give me?
Buddy: How's $35
kid: wow, cool. thanks
kid leaves
Buddy: that's why you keep your mouth shut
me: huh?
hands me the ring.... 10K inside the band
me: It's not silver.
Buddy: White gold.
me: you prick.
Buddy: fool and his money.