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Milton Berle once said there are only 960 jokes in the world, but there are a million variations. Here is one.
A man came out of an airport, got a taxi and asked the driver where he can get screwed for $5. They went to a row of brownstone's in town. Go up to the door at the top of the stairs and she will tell you what to do said the cabby. Man knocks on the door and woman inside says what do you want? Man says I want to get screwed for $5. Slip the bill under the door she says. So he is waiting and waiting and knocks on the door again. Voice inside says what do you want? Man says I want to get screwed for $5!! Voice said, what again?!

tarheel