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Airplane Mechanics
Subject: Airplane Mechanics
Airplane Mechanics Dave and Jim were a couple of Winnipeg drinking buddies
who worked as airplane mechanics in St Andrews.
One day the airport wassnowed in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dave said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says" Me too. Ya know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz. Ya wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get
completely smashed.
The next morning Dave wakes up at home in bed, unsure of how he got there
but surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO
bad side effects. Nothing!
His phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Dave says, "I feel great, not sure what we did last night or
How I got home but no hangover at all!. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too.
You don't have a hangover?"
Dave says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff!...no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often."
Jim says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing... Have you farted yet?"
"No..."
Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay".
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