[monster]

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=27512
Come on, look at the evidence:

1) His acolytes are all male and wear fancy dresses and forsake women
2) His child was fathered without heterosexual intercourse
3) He has long curly hair
4) He never married
5) He will never introduce you to his parents
6) He spends a lot of time worrying about the menu and not so much on the seating arrangement
7) Too many people know this, there's no way that closet isn't going to get bust wide open soon.......