The Cellar - View Single Post - May Polll (aka the meaningless monthy quiz)

lumberjim · 05-01-2018, 11:40 AM

1) If you had a huge pet spider, what would you name her?
Boris
2) Rum or Vodka?
Captain and Captain and Captain and Coke.

Or a gulp of Vodka out of the freezer just before bed

3) What's your last thought as you close the door behind you when you leave the house each day?
Should I have pooped?

4) Would you rather deal with a child learning the violin or the recorder?
Violin without question. The initial pain will someday be replaced with actual music
5) What was the last thing that made you gasp with surprise
does a 'D'oh!' count? then it was me doing the math wrong. Goddamn Pythagorean theory.

6) Brown or white bread for toast?
Brown
7) Your favorite word that rhymes with boot?
I am Groot!
8) Chillin' on the porch -rocking chair, swing chair or hammock?
Porch
9) How far back can your first name be traced?
at least as far as the King James Bible can
10) iphone or android?
Android. Iphones are ghey

05-01-2018, 11:40 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1) If you had a huge pet spider, what would you name her? Boris 2) Rum or Vodka? Captain and Captain and Captain and Coke. Or a gulp of Vodka out of the freezer just before bed 3) What's your last thought as you close the door behind you when you leave the house each day? Should I have pooped? 4) Would you rather deal with a child learning the violin or the recorder? Violin without question. The initial pain will someday be replaced with actual music 5) What was the last thing that made you gasp with surprise does a 'D'oh!' count? then it was me doing the math wrong. Goddamn Pythagorean theory. 6) Brown or white bread for toast? Brown 7) Your favorite word that rhymes with boot? I am Groot! 8) Chillin' on the porch -rocking chair, swing chair or hammock? Porch 9) How far back can your first name be traced? at least as far as the King James Bible can 10) iphone or android? Android. Iphones are ghey __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 05-01-2018 at 11:41 AM. Reason: how did that thumb get there?