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Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel

German police have rescued a man after he called for help saying a baby squirrel would not leave him alone.

Emergency services received a call on Thursday from the man, who claimed he was being chased down the street by the tiny animal.
Police in the city of Karlsruhe said the unnamed man called them in desperation after he was unable to shake off the small rodent.

Officers sent a police patrol car out to investigate and arrived to find the chase still in full flow. But the drama ended suddenly when the squirrel, apparently exhausted by its exertions, lay down abruptly and fell asleep. ...

… “It often happens that squirrels which have lost their mothers look for a replacement and then focus their efforts on one person,” said the police spokeswoman Christina Krenz.