Making me happy today is the following (redacted) email:
Quote:
Dear Dr (Zengum),
You have successfully completed your probation period and are now confirmed in position of (General Smartass) in (Miscellaneous Academics Division) until 31-DEC-2049.
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Effectively, tenure, so long as I keep working and don't screw up (or one of my students).
Should I tell them I hope to retire before I'm 77?
Now, Wolf, hurry up and get that job you mentioned so I don't feel bad about being happy about this.