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Old 04-26-2009, 09:22 PM   #108
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Originally Posted by Redux View Post
Damn...this crazy ass myth is still circulating?
Observe the source. Evil scientists. Only evil Americans do nation building. Evil Darwinism and the evil citizens of Dover PA that even Pat Robertson ordered stricken from the earth. Evil enlisted men even brought dog collars and leashes to punish Iraqis in Abu Ghraid even after Gen Miller tried to stop it. Evil Cessnas massing on the border to kill us all. Evil Geithner spending money to solve problems. Evil Saddam and his evil WMDs. Evil bin Laden is not evil - disband Alec Station. Evil stem cell research. Evil gays. Evil Arabs. Evil Michael Schiavo and Terry's doctors. Evil terrorists threatening to take 'our' oil. Evil French and Germans. Evil French Fries. Evil acetylene torches positioned to take out the Brooklyn Bridge. Evil Iran, Iraq, and N Korea. Evil Chinese must be attacked for harming a spy plane. Evil 800 Muslims in Guantanamo are too dangerous to go before any judge. Evil Supreme Court wants to enforce rule of law in Guantanamo. Evil Americans cannot be trusted without wiretapping. Evil Mexicans conspire on our borders to take all our jobs. Evil Canadians must now be carefully vetted on that border. Evil lawyers who would file writs of Habeas Corpus. Evil electric grid must be obsolete. Evil drug stores outside the US selling the exact same drugs for 40% less money. Evil negotiators want to reduce the number of nuclear weapons. Evil John O'Neil kept warning about terrorist attacks when the danger obviously was the Russians. Evil foreign steel makers must be punished for making and selling steel at market prices. Evil do gooders want to stop torture. Evil unmanned satellites might do environmental and space research. Evil Social Security instead should be invested in stock markets. Evil Canadians want NAFTAs free trade agreements enforced - especially on lumber. Evil Russians - how dare they worry about their own border security. Evil bin Laden made it impossible for even one George Jr administration official to make even one decision on 11 September. Evil Iraqis all must be Al Qaeda. Evil Norwegian foreign minister accurately says George Jr would subvert the Oslo Accords. Oslo Accords and N Korean settlements were from Clinton - so they must be evil. Evil Turks will not support an invasion based in no threat to any adjacent nation. Evil Hubble cannot be saved. Evil Katrina meant George Jr had to go to a campaign fund raiser in CA and then to McCain's birthday party in AZ leaving even a US aircraft carrier off the coast for five days unable to provide assistance. Evil foreigner keep suing the WTO and winning against American free trade restrictions. Evil anti-ballistic missile treaty must be destroyed. Evil SEC investigators created Enron. Evil west coast liberals deserved the CA energy crisis. Evil scientists do research that must be rewritten by White House lawyers. Evil NE liberals deserved the blackout intentionally created by a strong George Jr supporter - First Energy. Evil liberals are why a Toledo nuclear reactor had to be shut down with a Three Mile Island problem and a hole in its containment dome. Evil energy prices only because we should build even more and bigger SUVs using obsolete technologies. Evil hybrids were created by Clinton. Evil that destroyed Sen Lott's seaside home will be eliminated with massive government assistance to Lott. Everyone knows that technology and innovation is evil.

So blame it all on Obama.
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