I hope you fall and scrape your knee.
I hope you bang your shin on the coffee table.
I hope
you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in
your head!
....
I hope your scooter is out of gas, and you're out of cash, and can't justify going to the ATM for $3.00 to put gas in it, and it's nice out, and it's prolly one of the last scootable days of the year, and you really want to ride your scooter, but, you can't, cuz yer outta gas...uh, yeah, that.