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The Legend of Monstradongus. Sources maintain that the modern form of sexually-charged rhetoric prevalent in hip-hop culture was originated in large part by this lesser-known brother of Nostradamus. Monstradongus, like his brother, was prone to predictive rhymes. Much of his body of work, however, centered on the prediction of whether bitches would be cummin'. The answer was, overwhelmingly, an emphatic "YES!"

Monstradongus is also thought to have originated a mode of fashion consisting of wearing a large timepiece around the neck (now popularized by the rapper Flavor Flav). In the case of Monstradongus, the timepiece was referred to as the "Cum Clock" and was set to perform a countdown towards a time when bitches would be cummin'. Consequently, the Cum Clock was constantly sounding. Monstradongus considered it a point of personal pride that he could continue to persuade fine bitches to get busy with him, despite this loud, clangorous distraction.

Also, he had a huge wang.