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Thanksgiving Quiz
As I take the time to thank Lord Toad for his many blessings, I realize that a holiday quiz is in order and promise to let monster do it next time.
1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
2) Which bench do you belong on?
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
7) Mustard or Ketchup?
8) Catsup or Ketchup?
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
10) What are you thankful for?
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
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