A text conversation:
Pologirl: you didn't order cat socks to my apartment did you?
Pologirl: as in socks with cats on, not socks for cats?
monster: I mighta
Pologirl: Oh lol, they're cute, but I thought I was going crazy for a sec
Pologirl: So they are mine? So I can open them?
monster: YES! for you
Pologirl: Thanks
Pologirl: trying on
monster: I heard cat socks alleviate thesis stress and similar ailments
Pologirl: **sends pic of no-show cat socks**
Pologirl: I think I can feel it working already
Pologirl: **Sends pic of thigh highs** They're really comfy, I love them
::happyhappyhappyhappy::