[Happy Monkey]

1) Shoes: practical or pretty? No, you can't have both
Practical - though "practical" includes being solid black, so I can use them in semiformal situations, like work.

2) toilet paper should hang down from the front or the back?
Front, unless you have a cat, which I don't.

3) can you speak more than one language fluently?
No. I took 6 years of Latin.

4) what was your high school mascot if you had one? If not, what should it have been?
Tiger

5) You have to make a gift for a charitable fundraiser. How do you make it? (knit, whittle, bake.........)
Tape

6) after noon: decaf or regular?
Regular, with hot chocolate. Just hot chocolate after, say, 7pm.

7) which question smells most like hair?
"What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

8) would you rather be attacked by a shark or an alligator?
Shark. I know nobody's sending me candygrams, so they can't get me.

9) have you ever reused a postage stamp that didn't get franked?
I don't think so...

10) plane or train?
Probably would prefer train, but I typically travel to destinations that require plane.