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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey
The other day, I couldn't find my keys, and as I need them to get into my place, the only way I could have lost them is if I left them in my door lock. In which case, the only way they could be missing is if someone deliberately stole them, and knew what door they belonged to.
I had a hectic hour, ransacking my place and trying to figure out what I would have to do, before I found that my recliner had eaten them. Whew.
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That damn deliberately stealing recliner!!!!!!! I say put it out on the curb!
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