Some random thoughts I have been having about book ideas that I want to write sometime in the near future.
Books for Children:
- Fun Facts About Crack
- Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs
- Outlets: And What To Put In Them
- The Sharper The Better
- The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes
- The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie Motherfucker!"
- Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping
- If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide
- Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You
- Candy From Strangers: Go For It
General Book Ideas
- Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
- The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
- Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
- "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
- Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
- A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
- Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
- Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
- Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
- The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It
That's all I have for right now.
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