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Old 07-01-2017, 12:29 PM   #9
Gravdigr
The Un-Tuckian
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
1) Are more of your accessories brown or black? Accessories? Is a belt an accessory? If so, then black.
2) Do you stick your tongue out when you concentrate and/or open and close your mouth when using scissors? No. I do have a "concentratin' face", though.
3) How many times do you use a bath towel before you put it in the laundry? Three to five, if it's used for nothing else.
4) Should burger buns have seeds on them? No.
5) Finish this Haiku:
Typewriting Monkeys
Produceth not the Shakespeare
Just dumb Facebook posts
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6) What noise causes you to get goosebumps? A yowling fox, sounds just like woman screaming.
7) Are you the first or last to adapt new technology? Last.
8) What would the number 6 smell like? Morning dew.
9) How do you like your fried eggs? Sunny-side up, over light toast.
10) What's your favorite holiday? Public/religious/cultural/whatever) Someone in our circle always throws a party in June. Several of us have birthdays around May/June/July, and we celebrate them all at the same time. We call it Birthday Party, as in "Hey Joe, Birthday Party next Friday!" If not that, then Christmas, because presents.
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