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Old 01-20-2004, 05:53 PM   #56
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Somewhere in the deep south Plthijinx called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Plthijinx, that's true," answered the lawyer.

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is, Plthijinx, but why do you ask?"

"Cause I was thinkin, maybe I can sue Heineken for all them ugly women I've been waken' up with."
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