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Old 01-19-2004, 01:15 AM   #43
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Location: perth, australia
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Two intrepid explorers, Robbo and Davo come across a clearing in the jungle and, to their dismay, come face to face with the largest lion they've ever seen.
Immediately Davo crouches down and begins removing his sturdy explorers boots and replaces them with much lighter running shoes.
Robbo looks at him in amazement and says " You're a damn fool if you think you've got the slightest chance of outrunning a lion !"
"Forget the lion" replies Davo, over his shoulder as he sprints off " I only have to outrun you !"
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