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Are gloves always too big for your pinkie? is this a condom joke?
Did you get a flu shot this year (for the coming winter, northern hemi, winter just gone, southern)? yes
Are paper cuts or hangnails more annoying? i got a cardboard paper cut yesterday that dripped blood
If your continent was going to cease to be habitable, which other one would you choose to evacuate to? Santiago, Chile. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun...
Should voting get you a tax discount or other benefit/not voting lead to some tax penalty or other "punishment" Of course not. They died for our right to vote, not for our responsibility
At home, if you have cans of pop/soda or beer, do you pour them into a glass? Cain't drink either anymore
Thick or thin crust pizza? Thin
If there's no-one around, do you stop at the stopsign? If I'm ridin' dirty. You have to be careful
Which insect do you like the least apart from mosquitoes? Wasp, fucking it up for the rest of 'em
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