Elspode has an extraordinary amount of self-discipline. Nature compensates, however, by removing his intelligence. He goes 3 weeks without a bowel movement, just to show that he can. Three staffers at the colonic irrigation clinic resigned in protest.
I wish I knew how to convince people not to commit adultery.
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Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh
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