The Firing of Juan Williams
Juan
Segregate suggestion
That some don't know how to take
Juan
Seeming consternation
Every Mussie he gapes
Juan riled and
Suddenly NPR could see
That Juan could, at the Fox news
Be….more….freeeeeee!
Mars: One Way
Here on the Mars
I had started to think
About breathing tonight
But no nothing takes flight from Mars
105-tonne marijuana haul
You load
105 ton
And what do you get?
A hogleg of creeper, one hit wonder, you bet
Peeps don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t go
I’m stoned off my ass from the bonfire spores.
Wait…what?