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Old 02-14-2004, 03:53 AM   #111
mrnoodle
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what makes military guys laugh pt. 1

Ten reasons why it is easier to have a handgun than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS EASIER THAN A WOMAN . .

#1- You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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