[Griff]

1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it? Breakfast
2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most? Everybody dies, no surprise.
3) Black or White? Read all over.
4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy? Crown, useful out-come.
5) What's the scariest city you have visited? Tijuana.
6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into? All over.
7) 1 or 999? 1 seems more stable.
8) Most annoying insect? Mosquito.
9) Harry Potter or Star Wars? Star Wars
10)
. Finish This Haiku
. Because I just can't be arsed
. This is my Haiku