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Weird Harold · 08-04-2007, 08:20 PM

I am really good at installing carpet. I spread joy, sunshine, and happiness every day by making people's houses pretty. Installing carpet isn't brain surgery. If you give a crap about how it looks, and do it long enough, you get good at it.

I am very good at staying married to my wife. 16 years, and I haven't pissed her off so much, that she would leave me.

I am excellent at flirting with old ladies. Kind of goes with the carpet installing.

And yes it is above average.

08-04-2007, 08:20 PM	#9
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	I am really good at installing carpet. I spread joy, sunshine, and happiness every day by making people's houses pretty. Installing carpet isn't brain surgery. If you give a crap about how it looks, and do it long enough, you get good at it. I am very good at staying married to my wife. 16 years, and I haven't pissed her off so much, that she would leave me. I am excellent at flirting with old ladies. Kind of goes with the carpet installing. And yes it is above average. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.