If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours.
If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.
What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?
Say, "drop it, negro."
I'm not racist, but I sure hear my fair share of racist jokes.
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