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Old 04-16-2018, 11:52 AM   #4
lumberjim
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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1) When was the last time you dropped food on the floor and picked it up and ate it?

not a memorable event, so I'll guess it was last week sometime.

2) Which celebrity death last year surprised you the most?

Chris Cornell. that was suicide, which is always more shocking.

3) Black or White?

Black

4) Would you rather get a crown or a colonoscopy?

Crown, easy. I'd rather be King than have tubes up me bum

5) What's the scariest city you have visited?

San Juan PR, but I've been in scarier rural settings.

6) Ketchup: Squirt it all over or make a neat dollop to dip into?

Blop for fries/tots, line down the middle of a chicken cheesesteak. And those are the only 2 appropriate uses of ketchup.

7) 1 or 999?

I've got 999 problems, but this aint 1

8) Most annoying insect?

anyone that answers anything other than mosquito is a communist

9) Harry Potter or Star Wars?

Star Wars. Harry Potter's world is full of elitism and division. Star Wars is the hope that we don't exterminate ourselves.

10) Finish This Haiku. (Because I just can't be arsed)

Finish this Haiku
There are only two lines left
It should be easy
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