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...and an Advent calendar of Asking if you fancy just answering one a day....

1) Do you care what colo(u)r your underwear is?
2) Do you have an advent calendar this year?
3) Cans or bottles?
4) What is the most unbelievable lie you remember telling as a child?
5) Did you get away with it?
6) Turkey, Chicken or Tofurkey?
7) Do you smoke?
8) What is the most amazing celestial phenomenon you have witnessed?
9) Salsa or guacamole?
10) Tiny dick or huge vag?
11) Which "disposable" product do you think is the most problematic, environmentally speaking?
12) What is your preferred way to keep up with current events?
13) sexobon or tw?
14) Do you write notes on your hands?
15) Do you have any tattoos?
16) Do you always have something to drink to hand?
17) Do you Snapchat?
18) Gray/Grey or Brown?
19) Your favo(u)rite rhyme for "urge"?
20) Britney or Taylor?
21) Worst "reality" show you've ever had the misfortune to witness?
22) When did you last have hiccups/hiccoughs?
23) What do you most like about the number 23?
24) Apples or Pears?